(PRETTY HANDSOME AWKWARD!)

[Ramiel]

hey Ramiel,
ARE YOU OKAY? YOU LOOK PRETTY LOW, VERY HANDSOME AWKWARD.
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MEET RAMIEL. He's a lesser known Archangel mentioned in the Book of Enoch. Ramiel is a very eccentric sort of individual and definitely can turn some heads, but not in the good way. He is religiously attached to nonfiction literature and science, which can make him come off as sort of a geek. The stuff he can spew out of his mouth makes you remember those high school days in chemistry and physics. This could be because he's the watcher of the Akashic Records, which gives him the knowledge of human experience and the history of the cosmos. Whoa! In his mythology, Ramiel is said to be the bearer of all divine visions, and that he is one of several angelic guides of the afterlife, escorting the souls of the faithful into heaven after they've left their earthly vessels. He is also often confused with Azazel, who is often called Rameel. Just remember they're not the same angel! With a deep fascination and admiration for humans, Ramiel cannot help but to study them. Though, his eccentric eye color tends to draw unwanted attention...

YOUR DREAM VACATION IS MY HOSTAGE REFUGE. A WORK IN PROGRESS, YOU
BLEED JUST LIKE YOU PUKE WHILE RUNNING A MILE. I BEG TO DIFFER, MAKE ME

AS FOR FRIENDS, Ramiel is a socially awkward sort of being. He doesn't understand most conversationalism so you'd better expect him to take your sarcasm seriously. If you can deal with his OCD nature and mind-blowing scientific equations, then you'll find a good friend in Ramiel. He's a bit wary at first because he's never had friends before. Also, he may not vocally say you are his friend. It could come quite a shock to you the one time he finally says the 'f' word (and we mean 'friend' here, people), but if you can notice the little things, then you'd probably be able to guess. Ramiel is a loyal friend who will do much for his companions, but don't expect too much heroism. Ramiel may secretly have a big heart, but he's still a coward!

AN OFFER. WARM SUMMER RAIN, YOU BLEED JUST LIKE YOU PUKE WHILE RUNNING
A MILE. YOUR MARKET VALUE, YOUR RESURRECTION, YOUR SHALLOW CONCEPT

FOR THOSE ENEMIES, Well, this is not too rare of a thing for Ramiel. I mean, the whole demon race? They tend to hate on the angels, and Ramiel is often not an exception! While he doesn't quite hate anything, Ramiel can still get on a high-horse and look down on others. His tendency to not be able to converse well can also wiggle a few tongues. He is not a fighter so expect him to avoid conflict at all costs with his enemies. Ramiel isn't vengeful. He won't chase down the dude down the street that flipped him the bird just to beat him with a shovel or anything. He simply tries as hard as he can to never see any of his enemies again, and if he does, then he tends to be out of there before they realize it.

HELP YOURSELF. I HOPE YOU CHOKE AND DIE. I KNOW YOU MEANT IT, NICE FUCKING
DISGUISE, SO HOLLOW. EMBRACE THE BURN, YOU BLEED JUST LIKE YOU PUKE WHILE

A LITTLE FOR THE LOVERS, Sorry girls, but Ramiel is strictly an asexual sort of guy. You won't be getting between the sheets with him anytime soon! While Ramiel has the ability to fall in love it's quite a longshot you'll ever catch this archangel's eye. He's just not particularly interested in a relationship, though he's had one before. If you manage to catch his attention and get past his lack of ability to be romantic, then congrats! Just be sure you're ready to live a completely sexless life with a rather oblivious sort of angel.

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DO YOU FEEL OKAY? YOU LOOK PRETTY LOW, PRETTY LOW, PRETTY LOW,
pretty handsome awkward.


CREDIT GOES TO SHAZI ?! AT CAUTION 2.0.

[Eve Amherst]

This is my idea Click! -straightseriousface-

[Ramiel]

OHGODWAI -dies-

[Eve Amherst]

YOU KNOW WHY! It's just too funny, even if it happens in some alternate!universe crack thread xD