Post by Gabriel on Jul 14, 2011 16:07:57 GMT -5
GABRIEL!
old, staffangel, pranking poor saps, richard speight jr.
"Alright Sweetheart, this is how its gonna work. You ask questions, I answer them to amuse you...and you come back to my hotel room with me afterwards. Kapeesh?"
---Interview #1
So, to start off, what's your name?
"My name is Gabriel, although I have alias' galore. But you can call me whatever you like, beautiful. -wink-"
...Um...Okay. So, Gabriel....What do you do for a living?
"For a living? Well I like to think of myself as a entertainer."
How so?
"Well...I'm a trickster. Not really, but everyone seems to think so. With that being said, I am an awesome comic relief. I trick people, prank people and give poor saps their just desserts."
If your not the Trickster, then who are you?
"Well...Between you and me...I'm a good ole archi. You know, wings, halo, the whole sha-bang."
An Archangel!? Why are you here on Earth?
"Well my family (the grand douchebags of Heaven) were annoying me, so I came down for a vacation and some Piña coladas."
A vacation!? ...You mean you ran away?
"I don't consider it running...I consider it...going away for a long long time and hiding."
So your a coward?
"No, I just don't like my brothers fighting, that's all. Anyways, who are you to judge ME? YOU of all people. I know your secrets, baby doll, and you have got some REAL issues."
.....Whatever. So...tell me a bit about yourself so we can end this stupid interview.
"Well I love candy, sex and hot women. I'm straighter than an arrow, sorry fellas, and I'm the star of Casa Erotica."
...Casa Erotica...?
"Yeah, hey, don't give me that dirty look!"
So basically what your telling me is your a candy gobbling, porn addicted angel?
"....Pretty much, yeah."
....You disgust me...
"Oh you know you love it."[/center]
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