Post by Chazaqiel on Jul 17, 2011 15:25:31 GMT -5
CHAZAQIEL!
ancient, watcher,
"What do you want? Oh! You want to know who I am? Well I suppose today is your lucky day. My name is Chazaqiel, although for some god-forsaken reason people find it fun to call me Chaza. It's disrespectful beyond belief and it makes me want to rip out their spinal cords. My name means "cloud of God" and no, I am NOT a cloud!"
"Anyways...I doubt you've heard of me. I'm a Watcher (google it), I'm older than your great great great great grandfather and ten million times smarter than a super computer. Did I mention I'm the whole reason you people know about clouds and meteorology? YEAH THAT'S RIGHT! So I think a "thank you" is in order."
"I'm the eighth watcher leader and I'm bloody good at my job. I don't tolerate disobedience in my group and I will punish those who get in my way. So...don't get in my way."
"My mission? Well my mission is simple. Simple and highly top secret."
"...That's enough begging.... I suppose I'll tell you. I'm after the Akashic Records. Now, I'm sure your petty little mind can't comprehend just how important those records are so I'll make it very simple for you. I get records, I take over world, you go bye bye."
"Simple enough, yes?"
"Now if you excuse me I have things I need to be doing. Like what? Like Hell if you think I'm going to tell you....Oh...why are you crying? Stop blubbering you bloody moron! FINE! If you really must know I'm going to get some coffee with Turiel."
"Yes, I like coffee! Is there a problem with that!? NO I WILL NOT GET YOU ANY COFFEE! What is wrong with you? I'm trying to keep this conversation business like and civil and your making it very hard to accomplish that!"
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