Post by Satariel on Jul 28, 2011 4:08:32 GMT -5
Satariel
Ancient, Watcher, 17th Leader, Jonathan Rhys Meyers
What can I say? I’m just…..misunderstood[/center][/blockquote]
Eh? The name? Satariel. Side of God, Moon of God, Dawn of God, take your pick, personally I like that whole ‘Moon of God’ thing, just cause it sounds good. Yeah I’m that shallow. Look if your gonna be a dick about it then just call me Saturn, think you can grasp that? Why Saturn, well you seem to have trouble with my actual name, at least this way you wont be such a failure …Hey, at least I’m not as bad as my ol’ brudder Samyaza, should hear him go on about his name, I swear he’s got a hard-on for his.
Anyway, like I was sayin’ I’m misunderstood. Samyaza was one hell of an orator, I was mindin’ my own business and he starts goin’ on and on about something right? And I can’t help if I’m getting a little curious. I mean here we are, the very first beings ever blinked into existence by dear old Dad, and he’s telling us to bow down to these little creeps called ’humans’ and I’m wondering well what’s in it for me? Samyaza comes out talking about this interesting things these hairless apes do and it sounds strange, but hell, I’ll give anything a try once right? No harm no foul. I mean, they can get away with it, so why can’t we being the proverbial first borns? Wow, I was wrong.
But yeah you got it right, I did it all for the nookie. See, I found I liked sex, it’s a lot more then anything else I had going on, but you little mortals can actually be clever when ya want. Momma didn’t raise no fool, right? Start asking for us to give instead of just take, and we give cause without us you bunch wouldn’t know which way was up. Seriously, I mean half of you STILL act like you don’t know your heads from your asses, see what I’m sayin? But I digress, me and the other nineteen brothers, we come down and start teaching you ignorant little fools a little bit of this and a little bit of that, unfortunately none of us knew about that marvel known as contraception yet.
Man our Father was pissed. Apparently it was definitely not ok for us to have kids. Didn’t help that I’m basically the Angel of Keeping freakin’ Secrets. Yeah Angel of Hidden Knowledge, Elusive Guardian of Secrets, that’s me, and there I was given a few of them away for some ass and then popping out a few kids along the way. The ass whooping handed down to me by Raphael was pretty epic. So we all get tossed out on our asses for one little fuckin’ mistake, apparently not pulling out in time is a crime up there, and we’re bound, tossed in a pit and left to rot. Meanwhile Father in all his great wrathful anger floods the world in an attempt to kill everyone we shared knowledge with along with our bastard children…whoops, let that cat outta the bag.
How do I know this? I’m the Angel of Hidden Knowledge, it’s kind of my job to find this shit out. So Dad basically tries to have himself a big’ol Do-Over with the world, and we all get to rot in our respective pits but get this, Father goes MIA. Yeah, up and disappears one day so we see our chance and we take it, bust the hell out. I’m sure Samyaza has some plan up his sleeve, I’m just not sure I wanna know what it is though, I mean yeah I would like to be let back home but at the same time….look where listening to him got me in the first place? I don’t know, maybe if they can catch me I’ll go along with it, but ahhh good luck to them with that.
Why good luck? I’m Elusive that’s why, haven’t you been listening to anything I said? See, you fail at life…..oh and your wife has been cheating on you with the neighbor, the kid aint yours. Yep, good luck with that.
Devi B. ,[/size]
Eve Amherst, Eastern US, pm/aim/yim/msn
